Dartmouth Pain Train Roster

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Head Coach: Brook Martin

Brook started coaching the Pain Train in the 2010-2011 season.

"I started playing ultimate in 1989 on an intramural team while attending the University of Oregon. The following years, from 1990-1993, I played at a competitive level for the University of Oregon, and won the UPA College Series Championship in 1992 along the way. My open division experience spans from 1992 to 2004 with many highlights, including a 1997 World Championship and a 2004 UPA Open Division Championship with Seattle Sockeye. Sockeye's first national title in 2004 was particularly rewarding because I was a co-captain during this year that overseeing substantial changes in both personnel and strategy. In 2006, I formed the Masters division team Throwback, which won the 2006 UPA Masters Division Championship. Throughout my years of playing ultimate, I have participated on teams that have won most of the major Northwest region (or formerly West Region) tournaments (including California State Championships, Labor Day, Davis Ultimate Invitational, Fools West, and New Years Fest, Emerald City Classic, Potlatch, and many smaller tournaments - too numerous to count)

Today I am more excited about coaching. My coaching experience includes serving as the head coach for DiscNW's Youth Club Championship team in 2008 & 2009 (winning UPA YCC National championship in both years); Coach of Seattle Sockeye in 2005 (national runner up); Head Coach of the University of Washington Mens Ultimate Team 2003-2006 (making quarterfinals of nationals in 2005); and club coordinator of the University of Oregon Mens Ultimate Team 1992-93."





Brett Szalapski - '15

Nickname: Bretto

Origin: Chanhassen, MN

Major: Engineering

Once described by teammate as: "The short angry kid"

Andrew Pillsbury - '15

Nickname: Pills

Origin: Right down the road

Major: Computer Science

Favorite literary device: Portmanbro

Henry Frost - '15

Nickname: Frosty, Hank

Hometown: Lincoln, MA

Major: Government

Favorite Commonwealth: Massachusetts



David Clemens-Sewell - '14

Nickname: CS

Origin: Pittsburgh, PA

Major: Chemistry

Average number of foul arguments per game: 5

Average number of foul arguments where David is involved in the play: 3

Arthur Bledsoe - '14

Nickname: Art

Origin: Barrington, RI

Major: Engineering Modified with Studio Art

Percentage of verbal contribution that is useless and/or misleading: 80

Eric Hemphill - '14

Nickname: Frodo

Hometown: The Shire

Major: Engineering

Current Pain Train lefty ranking: 1

Jon Xu - '15

Nickname: Jonny Rocket

Hails From: Pittsburgh, PA

Major: Economics

Number of rulebook misquotes: 1

Sam Hills - '15

Nickname: Scraps

Spawned from the depths of: Minneapolis, MN

Major: Government

Favorite Celebrity: Himself

Peter Lobel - '16

Nickname: Slobel

Hometown: Albany, NY

Major: Enginerding

Favorite destructive tendency: Self-deprecation

David Friedman - '16

Nickname: DP Free

Hometown: Marion, MA

Major: Math, Chemistry and Computer Science

Ability to name athletes: unparalleled

Sean Howe - '16

Nickname: Howie Badger

Hometown: Pleasantville, NY

Major: Undeclared

Life philosophy: Howie Badger don't care

Ted Owens - '16

Nickname: T.O.

Hometown: Clarendon Hills, IL

Major: Computer Science

Day Job: In a band

Goutham Kandru - '16

Nickname: N/A

Hometown: Coppell, TX

Major: Government

Number of "I rock CHS" shirts: 5

Favorite band: Red Hot Chili Peppers

Motivation: More money, less problems

Evan Rheingold - '17

Nickname: BDR, Rhino

Hometown: Potomac, MD

Major: Engineering and Mathematics

Least favorite throw: Backhand

Leo Blooston - '17

Nickname: Bloo Ballz

Hometown: Potomac, MD

Major: Engineering

Average number of words spoken per day: 0.5


Nicholas Golini - '17

Nickname: Nicky Flash

Hometown: Rochester, NY

Major: Engineering

Cougar Desirability Rating: 11

Cedar Farwell - '17

Nickname: Cedes

Hometown: Hartland, VT

Major: Engineering

Preferred Vessel: Canoe

David Klinges - '17

Nickname: Nature Dave

Hometown: Princeton, NJ

Major: Biology

Nemesis: Brook Martin

Dan Finch - '17

Nickname: Finchy

Hometown: Lexington, MA

Major: Neuroscience

Vertical: Off the charts

Matt Mitman - '17

Nickname: Clifford

Hometown: Mequon, WI

Major: Engineering

Number of cows tipped: 11

Spencer Heim - '18

Nickname: Zesty

Hometown: Corn on the Cob, CT

Major: Engineering

Favorite company to model for: American Eagle

Dan Moder - '18

Nickname: Motor

Hometown: Needham, MA

Major: Cognitive Science

Ability to throw up gang signs: none

Eric Greenlee - '18

Nickname: The Green Goblin, Danger

Hometown: Clarksville, MD

Major: Engineering

Percentage of letters in name that are E's: 130