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DISCO TROLL

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Captains

Mike Perlstein - '14

 

Nickname: Perls

Origin: Marin, CA

Major: Environmental Studies

Behind every great man, there's a woman.

Patton Lowenstein - '14

Nickname: Patton

Hometown: NY

Major: Biology

Once pooped a zebra

 

Bob Huang - '13

Nickname: Bobbykins

Hometown: Ackton, MA

Major: Econ and Math

Likes: Pie

 

 

Players

Stefan Deutsch -'14

Nickname: Garbageman

Hometown: Essex Junction, VT

Major: Engineering

Puts the 'troll' in 'Disco Troll'

Evan Curhan - '14

Nickname: Uncle Cunto

Hometown: Marin, CA

Major: Geography

Otherwise known as: Rear Admiral

Joe Futoma - '14

Nickname: Thumper

Hometown: Portsmouth, RI

Major: Math

 

James Kennedy - '14

Nickname: Noseface

Hometown: New York, NY

Major: Engineering

Favorite Throw: Double Reverse No-Look-Backhand Backhand Huck

Brendan Nagle - '14

Nickname: Nagle

Hometown:

Major: Engineering

Kyle Saltzman - '13

 

Nickname: Pert

Hometown:

Major: Engineering

 

Max Sloan - '13

Nickname: Slaxx

Hometown:

Major: Engineering

 

Jake Utter - '15

Nickname: Jutter

Hometown:

Major:

Jon King - '15

 

Nickname: Snow

Hometown:

Major

Evan Zhang - '15

 

Nickname: Dumps

Hometown:

Major

Goutham Kandru - '16

Nickname: The Fonz
Hometown: Coppell, TX
Major: Bio I guess. I don't know! I'm only a '16!
Currently undefeated roshaming against Fritz

Daniel The Shanker - '16

Nickname: Beast Boy

Hometown: Washington, DC

Major: Engineering

Has eaten every meal since Freshman Fall with chopsticks

Watson Xu - '16

 

 

Josh Tupler - '16

 

 

Tyler Fritz - '16

 

 
Ted Owens - '16

 

 
Viveck - '16

 

 
Matt Burton - '14

 

 
Veneeth - '16

 

 
Other Josh - '16

 

 
Gerben Scherpbier - '14

 

 
 
 
 

Sigep Lurkers

 
Dan Marcusa - '13

Nickname: Cusa

Origin: New York City, NY

Major: Chemistry

Chill-Pull Ratio= 0:0

Sam Upton - '13

Nickname: Supton

Hometown: Ann Arbor, MI

Major: Unknown

Fact: Once stole candy from a baby just because they had an Ohio State shirt on.

 

Kyle Lenz - '13

Nickname: Fashilly, Short Penz Lenz

Hometown: Salem, OR

Major: Biology and Spanish

Fact: Collected a record number of Doritos Planetoid points in the late 90s