Welcome! -- 6.20.2006

Welcome to the Tabard

We are Tabards through and through. We are piss pots so they say. Try to drink it down but it goes the other way. Drink it down, Hey! Down, Hey! Down, Hey! Chuuuug!!!

Second Entry -- 6.23.2006

We ought to be publicly pissed on, we ought to be publicly shot, and left in a public urinal forever and ever to rot, to rot, to rot. Soooooo Chug!!!

Overheard in New York -- 9.07.2006

As If She Gives a Fuck What Coloreds Say

Girl from upstate New York: So are there a lot of colored people in Connecticut?

Long pause.

Black girl: We say black people now.

--FIT

Overheard by: LL