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Many years ago in a galaxy far far away a princess was born. She was raised on jello and lima beans and as a small child she enjoyed burning pill bugs with a magnifying glass and making her father's carrot beds into mud
slip-and-slides. She was a normal kid. In middle school droid-building class
she built a spider droid whose specialized in pencil fighting. This lead to
a pencil-fighting epidemic throughout the local hemisphere and eventually
the young princess earned victory at the first annual intergalactic
pencil-fighting tournament with Ermine, her spider droid. When the
intergalactic political cooperation brokedown into dispute and conflict
during the princess's 19th year she joined the rebellion. She founded the
line of purple fighters, the most elite of the espionage division. She
fought for three years until she was fired for pencil-fighting in a combat
situation. At this point she became a volunteer for the latest exploration
starship team and in the 26th year she disappeared into the Milky Way, never to be seen again. Until 1994 when a flying plastic disc landed on her
remains and she was discovered by a small group of young women. Now they lay out for the princess. |
