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The Power of an Idea

I’m just one in a room full of solipsists. It’s the third annual convention. People are filing into the Marriott conference room. Most of the younger members sit in their…

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The SC

INT. GIRLS’ LOCKER ROOM Justices RUTH BADER GINSBURG, ELENA KAGAN, and SONIA SOTOMAYOR step out of their volleyball uniforms and lift black ROBES over their heads. Ruth Way to stick…

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Drafting The Flag

              -Matt Garczynski ’14

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A Baker Island 4th of July

We sent Jacko correspondent Mike Hewitt ’16 to check out how the States’ most uninhabited non-state celebrates the 4th of July. It’s a beautiful cloudless day here on Baker Island,…

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Bruce Springsteen Day

“All who are hungry, let them rock. All who are needy, let them roll. All the bruisers, cruisers, and back-street boozers, may they all seek refuge in the House of…

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Read Our Latest Issue!

Available now on Novack newsstands! Our annual newspaper issue: The Dartmovth The Jacko’s Oldest College Newsparody Click above to read online! Featuring: Freshman Get-Together Explodes Into Party Mode Once Keystone…

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Old Traditions Fail

Speaking at a conference on the Dartmouth Hall lawn Tuesday afternoon, Board of Trustees Chair Steve Mandel ‘78 tearily announced that the Old Traditions have failed. “They had their moment…

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Frisbee Season Cancelled

In a tragedy that left everyone on the Dartmouth Ultimate Frisbee team having to go inside and find something else to do, the team’s one and only frisbee landed on…

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Freshman Get-Together Explodes Into Party Mode Once Keystone Cracked Open

What was planned as an early evening hangout in the River Cluster turned into a full-on rager Friday night when one attendee broke out cold can of Keystone Light beer….

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Guy On Longboard Never Stops For Friendship

  According to reports from students and faculty Monday morning, a mysterious longboarder was spotted kicking his way to parts unknown, never once stopping to let nobody love him. “Once…