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Kale!

As kale soars up through the ranks of chic produce, infiltrating overpriced salad bars, the contemporary Instagram post, and self-promoting comments about just how life-changing that smoothie was, the Jack-O…

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How to Avoid Catching a Cold in College: A Special Message from Dick’s House

Dear 18s, Welcome to Dartmouth!  It’s the time of year again when you’ll probably notice many of your peers coming down with colds and other viruses. Please refer to the…

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Famous Quotes That You Didn’t Realize Were Actually About Relationships

Personal care “In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and waxes.” – Benjamin Franklin “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to…

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Do Bears Know How to Use Texting

Abstract:  Cellphones are perhaps one of the most emergent technologies in the recent decades.  As with any high new tech, there are hurdles and nuances that must be overcome before…

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Riddles!

–Memo– To: All Co-Workers From: Brian   Hey gang, I know it’s been a hard week, so here are some fun riddles for you! What is soft, whitish and smells…

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Choose Your Own Adventure

On the quest for the Grail of Gondor, your fellowship decides to explore the Ferridian Caves. As you enter the first cave, you hear a slow creaking. Then a loud…

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’18 Builds Social Life Around Blitzes from Clubs He’ll Never Join

As his daily barrage of blitzes arrived at 2:36 this afternoon, Dartmouth freshman Matthew Pittman paused to marvel at the plethora of unsolicited e-mails that has driven his college social…

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Rushin’ Roulette

If you’re concerned that the stakes of rushing a Greek house on campus will not be high enough to hold your interest, never fear; you don’t have to wallow around…

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We Need A Vagina’s Trench

In 1972, Dartmouth College began admitting women after over 200 years of being an all male institution.  However, any woman at Dartmouth will tell you that this place still has…

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My Dad Is Such An Asshole

My Dad is such an asshole. He’s always yelling at me to be more responsible and stuff. What’s his problem?! Like just the other day he said that I don’t…