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Thinking of Committing a Hate Crime? The Jacko Weighs Your Options

Late Monday night, an anonymous group of students distributed hundreds of flyers promoting an online business selling apparel featuring the College’s now-abolished “Dartmouth Indian” mascot. The act coincided with yesterday’s…

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Disappointed Musings By An Alum Returned for Homecoming

This place is really going to the dogs. [shakes head sadly]   In my day, we didn’t touch the fire, we got to at least third base with the fire….

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Band Asks Audience How They Are Doing Tonight; Local Man Is Honest

ROCHESTER, NY— Audience members at Whore City’s long-awaited Rochester stop on their 2015 tour confirmed that Tony Peters, 48, demonstrated raw and admirable honesty when asked how he was doing…

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Either You Finish Your Carrots, Or It’s Time For Another High-Stakes Game of “Snake Toss”

I get it, son. When I was your age, I didn’t like to eat my vegetables either. But think about it from my side: parenting is hard. I don’t like…

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QUIZ: Would You Gay Marry Martin?

Or Do You Want Love To Lose? Take Our Quiz! –KS ’16

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What About Cardadad?

By now we’ve all heard of and used what’s being called the sexiest spice ever: cardamom. Food critics agree that its strong taste and intense aroma bring dishes to the…

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5 Ways to Score Taylor Swift’s Confidence

1.     Don’t let a little heartbreak bring you down! Taylor knows how to shut down the haters with her creative songs and killer voice. 2.     Wait a second,…

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Kate Hudson’s Colon: Exclusive Web Content from JOGUE

  Here at JOGUE, we’ve seen celebrity trends that have come and gone. Remember boot cut jeans, fedoras or worst of all, the #nomakeup selfie (yikes!)? If there’s anything we’ve…

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What’s Your ‘Scope This Month?

Aries: stethoscope Taurus: telescope Gemini: microscope Cancer: colonoscope (get it?) Leo: kaleidoscope Virgo: periscope Libra: Rifle Scope Scorpio: Urethoscope Sagittarius: Tachistoscope Capricorn: Laryngoscope Pisces: Bronchoscope Aquarius: Scope mouthwash -LH ’16