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Choose Your Own Adventure

On the quest for the Grail of Gondor, your fellowship decides to explore the Ferridian Caves. As you enter the first cave, you hear a slow creaking. Then a loud…

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’18 Builds Social Life Around Blitzes from Clubs He’ll Never Join

As his daily barrage of blitzes arrived at 2:36 this afternoon, Dartmouth freshman Matthew Pittman paused to marvel at the plethora of unsolicited e-mails that has driven his college social…

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Rushin’ Roulette

If you’re concerned that the stakes of rushing a Greek house on campus will not be high enough to hold your interest, never fear; you don’t have to wallow around…

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We Need A Vagina’s Trench

In 1972, Dartmouth College began admitting women after over 200 years of being an all male institution.  However, any woman at Dartmouth will tell you that this place still has…

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My Dad Is Such An Asshole

My Dad is such an asshole. He’s always yelling at me to be more responsible and stuff. What’s his problem?! Like just the other day he said that I don’t…

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You May Be Asking Yourself

You may be asking yourself “is this banana actually talking to me or am I hallucinating?” My answer: who is to say? Do we actually dream at night or do…

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Signs Your Relationship With Your Parents Has Improved Since you Left For College

Your mom eagerly Skypes with you twice a week!! Your parents send you care packages on every holiday!! Your mom doesn’t snarkily correct you when you use poor grammar in…

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Decoding Dartmouth Lingo

Baker – Someone who smokes a lot of weed. Synonym: pothead Dirt Cowboy – A dangerous sex position involving a ten-gallon hat and chai tea powder mix. Farmer’s Market –…

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6 Easy Life Hacks For The Everyday

1. Be really smart. Intelligence can go a long way. It can get you into a good school. It can get you a good job. It can even make you…

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14F Essential Bucket List

The Ice Bucket: Never throw a lame pre-game again! Invite guests over to your pad to cool off with a chilly iced beverage, served with fresh ice cubes from your classy…