6 Quick Tips to Lose Weight and Stick it to that Bitch, Julie Sanders

1.       Get Motivated: Poor body image can lead to vicious cycles of low self-esteem and weight problems so to get motivated and show up that skinny whore, start your day…

Choose Your Own Redwall Adventure: A Book By Brian Jacques

For each of the sections below, choose one option. Combine to create the ULTIMATE REDWALL ADVENTURE! Long ago, when the woods of Mossflower were young, a small Mousemaid Lusty young…

A Short Explanation of “Psychology”

You know how they say we only used 10% of our brain? Call me old fashioned, but I like to think we don’t use a single bit of it. My…

Opposite Day

By Julie Fiveash ’13

So You’re Going to Rob A Bank

So you’ve decided to rob a bank. Congratulations. You made a lot of sacrifices getting here. You probably cut eyeholes in a sock. Watched your friend’s copy of Snatch because…

Failed Dartmouth College Mascots

Are you disappointed in the Big Green or the Dartmouth Indian? Do you think they’re the worst mascots ever? Well, they’re not – Dartmouth has always had difficulty coming up…

Famous Books as Video Games

MacBeth: A classic sidescroller. Battle Scotland’s foes in Elizabethan warfare as you gain levels: army general, Thane of Cawdor, and—if you have the skill—King of Scotland. Tap A quickly to…

The Frog and the Polar Bear

Once upon a time, there was a frog and a polar bear. No, they didn’t live in the jungle or near a temperate pond; a polar bear could never survive…

Some Movie Drinking Games That Will Fuck You Up

2001: A Space Odyssey Drink for all the title cards Drink for classical music The final 20 minutes: smoke weed until it makes sense Any James Bond Movie Drink what…