So You’re Going to Rob A Bank

So you’ve decided to rob a bank. Congratulations. You made a lot of sacrifices getting here. You probably cut eyeholes in a sock. Watched your friend’s copy of Snatch because…

Failed Dartmouth College Mascots

Are you disappointed in the Big Green or the Dartmouth Indian? Do you think they’re the worst mascots ever? Well, they’re not – Dartmouth has always had difficulty coming up…

Famous Books as Video Games

MacBeth: A classic sidescroller. Battle Scotland’s foes in Elizabethan warfare as you gain levels: army general, Thane of Cawdor, and—if you have the skill—King of Scotland. Tap A quickly to…

The Frog and the Polar Bear

Once upon a time, there was a frog and a polar bear. No, they didn’t live in the jungle or near a temperate pond; a polar bear could never survive…

Some Movie Drinking Games That Will Fuck You Up

2001: A Space Odyssey Drink for all the title cards Drink for classical music The final 20 minutes: smoke weed until it makes sense Any James Bond Movie Drink what…

The Great Gatsby II: The Greatest Gatsby of Them All

The Great Gatsby 2: The Greatest Gatsby of Them All Part I The moment had come. For years I, Nick Carraway Jr., had been laboring towards the resurrection of my…