Who Killed JFK? : Some Dude

By: Somebody We all know JFK died, right?  But did you know that some guy killed him?  Totally wicked!  Apparently this guy waits on a hill with a gun and…

Who Killed JFK? : Fashion

By an anonymous tip from “a very important fashion designer” On a sunny day in 1968 Dallas, Texas, a woman reclined on a grassy knoll, extending her long, ghostly pale…

Who Killed JFK? : The Consumption

By Wendleton the Street Urchin ‘Twere the consumption that killed JFK, if I may say so me-self. Yes, and a rightly bad case of it at that. He were in…

Who Killed JFK? : Box Magic

By “T.J. Morris,” a man who believes computers are powered not by electricity, but by the fact that they are shaped like a box RECENT EVIDANCE in Scientific Community, regarding…

Who Killed JFK? : Killer Bees

By Baron von Honeymoore, a deranged beekeeper Dear readers, I bring you distressing news: this is for the people who demand the truth at WHATEVER COST.  I have dedicated the…

Paula Deen’s Tupperware Party

It was a new day in the Deen household and the sun shone like a mustard stain on the blue apron of the sky.  Paula heard the call of the…

Forlorn Love Poems by Artists Who Didn’t Deserve Those Girls in the First Place

#1: The Writer Beautiful Beautiful like the smile of a child With a deadly disease. Beautiful like a lone flower growing In an Antarctic wasteland. Beautiful like the pictures I…

6 Quick Tips to Lose Weight and Stick it to that Bitch, Julie Sanders

1.       Get Motivated: Poor body image can lead to vicious cycles of low self-esteem and weight problems so to get motivated and show up that skinny whore, start your day…

Choose Your Own Redwall Adventure: A Book By Brian Jacques

For each of the sections below, choose one option. Combine to create the ULTIMATE REDWALL ADVENTURE! Long ago, when the woods of Mossflower were young, a small Mousemaid Lusty young…

A Short Explanation of “Psychology”

You know how they say we only used 10% of our brain? Call me old fashioned, but I like to think we don’t use a single bit of it. My…