The Sated Gourmand: Parts II and III

Part II: Two Weeks Later Doug Feltz, food critic, sits in the dining room of La Vida, a Mexican-Armenian gourmet bistro, visibly shaken. He is wiping copious amount of his flopsweat…

Keggy’s Blog, 10/11

Hello loyal Keggy supporters, We are pleased to say that Keggy, in a fit of political rage, decided to announce his candidacy for President. We’re not exactly sure if that…

An Ode to My Penis

by Floyd Gibbons ’15 A few days ago, as many of you know, I lost my best friend in the whole wide world. I speak of course, of My Penis….

The Sated Gourmand: Part I

Doug Feltz, food critic, wipes the flop sweat from his forehead. He is sitting in the dining room of Le Gaz, a French-Vietnamese molecular gastronomy cafeteria he has come here…

Farewell to Nova Scotia, you sea-bound coast!

Coming to Dartmouth from Hawai’i has been an experience rife with surprises. Primarily were the icy winter conditions. No longer at a steady 80oF smelling and feeling like the inside…

Interior Decorating Tips for Evil Overlords

by Alex Procton ’15 So, you’ve subjugated a race, nation, or planet of humans or other sentient beings. Time to begin your despotic rule over their lives! But first, have…

Where’s Waldo: Book Edition

You’ve seen Where’s Waldo in picture form. But now, try Where’s Waldo: Book Edition. Somewhere in the text below, there’s Waldo. Try to find him! (And don’t cheat by using…

Keggy’s Blog, 10/2

Hey Dartmouth fans! After almost three long years, I finally returned to Memorial Field for a Dartmouth football game!! Despite the rain, me and tons of other students, alumni, and…

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Naughty-sounding Words

By Michael Lenke ’15 Wenis Epidermis Masticate Asinine Coccyx Penal Fulguration Titillating Cutaneous Seditious Lampoon Muffin Bumbler Filial Butane Lubrication Colloquial Sextant Flapper Enervate Protractor Coax Salivate Uvula Churn Homonym…