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Buy Keggy Shirts!

We’ve got shirts with Keggy on them! Buy one for your friend! Buy two for your friend! Buy four for your friend! Buy five for your friend! Make your friend…

5 Things that will happen to you on Green Key Weekend

1. The phrase “Green Key” will start sounding an awful lot like “Drinking.” As in, “I LOVE GREEN KEEEEEY!” 2. You watch a ’99 alum complete a Dartmouth Decade… of…

33 Things I’ve Learned at Dartmouth

1.  Winning a thunderdome is always a pyrrhic victory. 2.  This doesn’t mean it is not worth undertaking. 3.  Develop a frivolous crush on at least one person in each…

This Week at FoCo!

Monday: in honor of Green Key Weekend, we present a retro dish our alums are sure to enjoy: leftover chicken from 1976! Topped with tons of (maybe) fresh  gravy! ***Have extra…

1953: A Fable

Grayson and Hannah approached hesitantly the newly finished entrance to the Class of 1953 Commons.  It was decorated with all of their favorite foods: the walls were covered with a…

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Sherlock Brolmes: Frat Detective, Part V

After several minutes of lost hope, I caught his scent once more: a faint, but discernible trail of footprints. I deduced that his shoes had been dampened by the recently-sprinklered…

Descriptions: The Diary of a Deep Person

My House. My house is a place of silence and solitude. I feel inwardly and unidirectionally reflective as I contemplate this deliberately blank wall – hanging so delicately from the…

Sherlock Brolmes, Frat Detective: Part IV

I pursued the gentleman with considerable haste. He was wearing a dark hoodie and was carrying a large square object wrapped in a black North Face jacket. Suspicious indeed. I…

This Week at FoCo!

Monday: It’s Cinquo de Mayo and also Chikken Monday! To celebrate these two joyous holidays, we’re serving Chicken Monday in a fiesta bowl, covered with gravy, spicy salsa, and mayonnaise…