Keggy’s Blog, 9/30

Hey fans, I’m so excited for the football game tomorrow against Penn, that I decided to walk down to Memorial Field a day early! Along the way, I tried to…

ANNOUNCEMENT: FIRST MEETING OF THE YEAR We are pleased to announce the first meeting of the 2011-2012 Jack-O-Lantern will be held tomorrow! Details: Tuesday, 9/27, 9pm Rockefeller Center 001 Open…

Keggy’s Blog, 9/25

Hey everybody! Your favorite campus mascot Keggy here! I just had a pretty cool time walking around campus today. I did tons of stuff. I went to McNutt, the Green,…

Out of Style

by Floyd Gibbons ’15 From the first time Man walked out of his cave and realized “Oh crap, its cold.” human beings have clothed themselves in an attempt to stay…

Three Classes Every ’15 Should Take This Fall

Welcome ’15s! You’ve had a while or so to get settled here at Dartmouth and we hope it’s going smoothly. Sure, you’ve banged on the door of President Kim’s house…

Murderer Roommate

by Kevin Ibarra ’15 On the first day of orientation, my roommate bought a small potted plant. He then placed it near the window next to my desk and decided…

The Wacky Adventures of James Joyce and His Amanuensis

IN WHICH the first line of A Portrait of the Artist As A Young Man is written James Joyce sat at his mahogany desk, his forehead furrowed, his chin perched…

The Shmob that Swallowed Ty

There once was a shmob who hung out with Ty I don’t know why they hung out with Ty Perhaps they’ll die. There once was a shmob who hung out…