Farewell to Nova Scotia, you sea-bound coast!

Coming to Dartmouth from Hawai’i has been an experience rife with surprises. Primarily were the icy winter conditions. No longer at a steady 80oF smelling and feeling like the inside…

Interior Decorating Tips for Evil Overlords

by Alex Procton ’15 So, you’ve subjugated a race, nation, or planet of humans or other sentient beings. Time to begin your despotic rule over their lives! But first, have…

Where’s Waldo: Book Edition

You’ve seen Where’s Waldo in picture form. But now, try Where’s Waldo: Book Edition. Somewhere in the text below, there’s Waldo. Try to find him! (And don’t cheat by using…

Keggy’s Blog, 10/2

Hey Dartmouth fans! After almost three long years, I finally returned to Memorial Field for a Dartmouth football game!! Despite the rain, me and tons of other students, alumni, and…

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Naughty-sounding Words

By Michael Lenke ’15 Wenis Epidermis Masticate Asinine Coccyx Penal Fulguration Titillating Cutaneous Seditious Lampoon Muffin Bumbler Filial Butane Lubrication Colloquial Sextant Flapper Enervate Protractor Coax Salivate Uvula Churn Homonym…

Irrefutable Proof that Jim Kim is a Scientologist

by Alex Procton ’15 His crusade against the humanities will eventually leave only the sciences and Scientology. JYK hates psychiatry because it has never cured an AIDS patient. His location…

New Campus Slang

swipe 1. to swipe your ID card at FoCo; FoCo 2. to steal food from FoCo 3. short for asswipe a. Hungry freshman: “Let’s go swipe.” b. Kleptomaniac freshman: “Let’s…

Keggy’s Blog, 9/30

Hey fans, I’m so excited for the football game tomorrow against Penn, that I decided to walk down to Memorial Field a day early! Along the way, I tried to…