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I’m in love with a ghost, but it’s okay because I’m also a ghost

Sometimes it can be really hard to be in love with a ghost. They’re ectoplasmic, they’re transient and they’re also long since dead. That being said, it’s not so hard…

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Tips for your Hottest Valentine’ Day Ever!

Leave boring flowers and vanilla lace behind and give your man a super hot V-Day he’ll never forget ;)   1)   Invest in new underwear! Sidestep the typical pastels and…

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Bernie Sanders Resuscitated My Asthmatic Child, But I’m Still Voting for Hillary Clinton

   With the critical New Hampshire primary tomorrow, you can’t spend 5 minutes on the internet without stumbling into a passionate argument about whether Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders would…

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Diary of a Wimpy Colonizer

– AO ’19 & DZ ’16

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New Records from Rauner Reveal School Motto Actually Just Something a Sad Daniel Webster Wrote When His Girlfriend Dumped Him

Newly-discovered writings of Daniel Webster suggest that he penned the Dartmouth motto while desperately trying to win back his girlfriend.   Letters and telegrams sent by the Dartmouth-educated statesman were…

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Remote Control Tackling Dummy Checks into Rehab after fall from Stardom

It was a brisk morning when a new patient was wheeled into the drug rehabilitation clinic at the upper valley wellness center and to any fans of Big Green football…

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It Is I, the Movie Man Here to Talk About Movies

Hello again, it is I the movie man here again on your tv screen to tell you about movies. Local news, entertainment news, talk show with multi cultural group of…

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Dartmouth to Exclude Arsonists from Librarian Search

Last Thursday, the college announced that it would not consider arsonists in its effort to fill the three vacant librarian positions.   “Dartmouth College has over 4 million printed volumes…

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A Riddle

If you’ve heard this one, please don’t spoil the answer.   While on a walk through an unfamiliar town, you hit a fork in the road. Luckily, there are two…

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Morano Gelato – For Men!

–KS ’16