Wilderness DMT Training

Our longest and most demanding wilderness SPIRIT MEDICINE training…wait, it’s only been a half hour? Well damn. DID YOU KNOW YOU RELEASE DMT WHEN YOU DREAM? YOU DO. This INTENSIVE course…

Carpets Attack!

Ladies and gentlemen, Get your families to the local theater to see the latest installment of fear and terror. Take a seat in the red cushioned chairs, but don’t let…

Terrorist Pigeons

We told Julie to draw a comic about Terrorist Pigeons. This is the result.

Lewis van Lewiston Breaks Up with Things

1. A Vacuum I really like you, Vacky. I really like you a lot. You’ve kept my life clean these past few years. I remember the first day we met…

Five Other Uses for Blood

The American Red Cross has long recognized that although it must maintain a consistent high demand for blood donations, it actually rarely uses any of the blood it collects. This…

Weaponry for the Homemaker

We’ve all been there. You have a lot of old artillery and torture devices just lying around between wars and you just can’t figure out what to do with them….

An Epistle From MC Poopy Pants

Yonder Listeners, Hi-ho! It be I, MC Poopy-Pants! I scribe to thee to inform of an upcoming jobbly-jank at the local discotheque. I is performing the most street-liest of jams…