Jim Kim Elected Editor-in-Chief of the Jack-o-Lantern

The new editor-in-chief of the Jack-o-Lantern Greetings readership, We are pleased to announce that Dartmouth College President Jim Yong Kim has been elected Editor-in-Chief of the Jack-o-Lantern. In our recent…

5 Easy Steps

by Charlie Laud ’14

From the Jacko Vault: Scary Keggy!!!

Keggy the Keg is usually a fun-loving, jovial creature. But sometimes he can be downright terrifying. You know what they say: it’s always the quiet ones… #1: Demonic Butcher Keggy!!!…

Notes on Peeves of Aerial Traversal

by Nathanael “Nathaniel” Friday ’15 1. The panic TSA instills in an otherwise tranquil line of people, and the mounting horror at their dull apathy when, despite their violations, you…

A Guide to Starting an Online Chat

“Hello. I am a man.” The Internet can be a terrifying place. With all the pictures of cats and silly captions in broken English – see what I mean, TERRIFYING!!!…

How to Read Your Physiology Textbook

by Alex Procton ’15 1. Try to actually read the words This step is really only a formality. Don’t pretend that any of the words make sense. “Homeostasis” isn’t a…

Joke Pirate #2

by Julie Fiveash ’13

What Your Names For Your Grandparents Say About You

Answers to the question “What do you call your grandparents?” Nana and Papa – You like things straightforward. Nonna and Nonno – You are Italian. Nannelli etti Peppacine – You…

I Manage the War Horse

by Cecil R. Oswalt ’12 I Manage the War Horse Coming out of War Horse, one of the finest classic Hollywood epics ever, I was almost unnaturally excited about the…

Celebs: Exposed!

by Charlie Laud ’14