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BullshART Floods the New York Art Scene

Interactive performance art (nicknamed bullshART by the art world) is clearly on the rise. In June we felt the beginnings of the movement with Franklin Aucoin’s  “Wonderwall,” an early August piece…

Ramblin’ Joe Biden

From the Desk of the Press Secretary: In an effort to reach out to America’s Country/Western community, the Vice President is proud to announce the release of his new album Biden…

The Ghost Writer

Bob sat awake, watching jagged silhouettes bounce across the window of his New England townhouse. A frigid breeze wafted from beneath his bedroom door. The night was spooky. It was…

Hamlet: Director’s Cut Bonus Content

The following is an excerpt from a recently discovered, alternate manuscript of William Shakespeare’s Hamlet. Act 5, Scene 2, Line 317: Queen: No, no, the drink, the drink! O my…

Pop Music Haikus

Made T-Swift’s career But Beyonce’s still better Bush hates black people -Kanye West   I drummed so hardcore Can no longer wipe my ass Can’t make this shit up -Phil…

Free Time

I like to sell my old textbooks on Amazon.  I like to keep my prices low to entice new customers. I like to stick a post-it note on the inside…

Inspiring and Noteworthy Quotes From People With A Less-Than-Adequate Command of the English Language

“You already did good if you, like, tried to do it good but didn’t.” “The only way to get more better at something is to do it alot and alot…

Uncomfortable Crayon Colors

Gender-Ambivalent Mauve Domestic Abuse Rouge It’s-Probably-Syphilis Saffron Malignant Tumor Diagnosis Taupe Latino Immigrant Burnt Mahogany Colostomy Bag Chestnut Rejected-from-Yale Dartmouth Green Suicide Awareness Umber Bargain Bin Macaroni and Cheese Uncleared…