Bruce Springsteen Day

“All who are hungry, let them rock. All who are needy, let them roll. All the bruisers, cruisers, and back-street boozers, may they all seek refuge in the House of…


Read Our Latest Issue!

Available now on Novack newsstands! Our annual newspaper issue: The Dartmovth The Jacko’s Oldest College Newsparody Click above to read online! Featuring: Freshman Get-Together Explodes Into Party Mode Once Keystone…

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Old Traditions Fail

Speaking at a conference on the Dartmouth Hall lawn Tuesday afternoon, Board of Trustees Chair Steve Mandel ‘78 tearily announced that the Old Traditions have failed. “They had their moment…


Frisbee Season Cancelled

In a tragedy that left everyone on the Dartmouth Ultimate Frisbee team having to go inside and find something else to do, the team’s one and only frisbee landed on…


Freshman Get-Together Explodes Into Party Mode Once Keystone Cracked Open

What was planned as an early evening hangout in the River Cluster turned into a full-on rager Friday night when one attendee broke out cold can of Keystone Light beer….


Guy On Longboard Never Stops For Friendship

  According to reports from students and faculty Monday morning, a mysterious longboarder was spotted kicking his way to parts unknown, never once stopping to let nobody love him. “Once…

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How To Ask Girls About Numbers

Check out how we ask girls what their (or any) numbers are!


Person of the Century 2013

Every spring since last spring, we’ve awarded the Annual Person of the Century Award™ to a person who has displayed outstanding achievement in the past century. This century, we are…

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DTF Cups

Dartmouth Social Cups is a new campus initiative aimed at encouraging students in dining halls to talk to one another. Drinking out of a red cup indicates that you are open…


If Paintings Were New Yorker Cartoons

-Matt Garczynski ’14