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Adam, After Taking Some WGST Courses and Getting Really Into Palindromes, Apologizes to Eve for Laying the Blame of Original Sin on Her

“Madam, I’m Adam” For Eve, Neo-feminism’s in! I. Me. Foe. Never of “madam.” -I’m Adam.

Local Mother Discovers Five Easy Steps to Whiter Teeth!

1. Brush your teeth! Using regular sodium fluoride toothpaste, you can significantly resist the effects of tooth decay and prevent painful cavities! And don’t forget to floss! 2. Tan your…

Introducing Tostitos® Brand Salsa and Tortilla Chips: The New Unofficial Sponsor of the Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern!

Introducing Tostitos® Brand Salsa and Tortilla Chips: The New Official Sponsor of the Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern! Dear Campus, The writers at the Jack-O have been known as a lot of things…

Lost MTV Show

After a decade of running exclusively music-related content, MTV was set to diversify its lineup in the early nineties. Before the network finally saw success with The Real World, more…

A Brief Encounter Outside a McDonald’s

Modern day ME walks outside a McDonald’s. I catch a glimpse of a poster that seems to be advertising the return of the McRib. A brief spark of nostalgia. But,…

Jim Kim Elected Editor-in-Chief of the Jack-o-Lantern

The new editor-in-chief of the Jack-o-Lantern Greetings readership, We are pleased to announce that Dartmouth College President Jim Yong Kim has been elected Editor-in-Chief of the Jack-o-Lantern. In our recent…

5 Easy Steps

by Charlie Laud ’14

From the Jacko Vault: Scary Keggy!!!

Keggy the Keg is usually a fun-loving, jovial creature. But sometimes he can be downright terrifying. You know what they say: it’s always the quiet ones… #1: Demonic Butcher Keggy!!!…