An Occurrence at Omega Phi Fraternity

Portions of this story, as well as the entire premise, have been taken from Ambrose Bierce’s “An Occurence at Owl Creek Bridge Chapter I A young man stood in a…

Roberto Benigni Gives a Eulogy

Ho ho! Welcome, welcome! My friends! Please, sit. Stand. Dance if-a you please. Make love to the people. This is a day to celebrate, no? Today we must celebrate the…

7 Superbowl Parties for People Who Don’t Watch Football

The European Supplies: a good Merlot 1. Turn on the soccer match between Arsenal and Blackburn. 2. Do not turn on the Superbowl. 3. Occasionally comment on “that strange American…

A Pressing Question

Listen, Emily, I know we’ve only been dating for a month or so, and we haven’t even kissed, but I was hoping I could ask you something. It’s a question…

Marauding Maintenance

In the velvet darkness of the blackest night, a single light shines from the Facilities Operations & Management shed. As the campus lies silent, the soft purr of the engine on a…

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Adam, After Taking Some WGST Courses and Getting Really Into Palindromes, Apologizes to Eve for Laying the Blame of Original Sin on Her

“Madam, I’m Adam” For Eve, Neo-feminism’s in! I. Me. Foe. Never of “madam.” -I’m Adam.

Local Mother Discovers Five Easy Steps to Whiter Teeth!

1. Brush your teeth! Using regular sodium fluoride toothpaste, you can significantly resist the effects of tooth decay and prevent painful cavities! And don’t forget to floss! 2. Tan your…

Introducing Tostitos® Brand Salsa and Tortilla Chips: The New Unofficial Sponsor of the Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern!

Introducing Tostitos® Brand Salsa and Tortilla Chips: The New Official Sponsor of the Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern! Dear Campus, The writers at the Jack-O have been known as a lot of things…