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		<title>How To Ask Girls About Numbers</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out how we ask girls what their (or any) numbers are!]]></description>
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		<title>Person of the Century 2013</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every spring since last spring, we&#8217;ve awarded the Annual Person of the Century Award™ to a person who has displayed outstanding achievement in the past century. This century, we are...]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dartmouth Social Cups is a new campus initiative aimed at encouraging students in dining halls to talk to one another. Drinking out of a red cup indicates that you are open...]]></description>
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		<title>If Paintings Were New Yorker Cartoons</title>
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		<title>March Sadness</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s April 1st. I emerge from my shelter deep underground. The world is still here. It’s over. I survived March Madness. March is a time when the male species is...]]></description>
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		<title>Last Supper Murder Mystery</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[INT. Banquet Hall JESUS, 32, and the APOSTLES sit eating along one side of a long table. Jesus stands. The disciples silence to listen. Jesus Friends. I tell you now...]]></description>
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		<title>A Tinderer&#8217;s Log</title>
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		<title>What the Fuck Is Jennifer Aniston?</title>
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		<title>God, The English Student</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the Beginning, the First Draft was a formless void of darkness and procrastination, until finally God said, “Let there be light.” And there was light. And God saw that...]]></description>
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		<title>The Meal Plan Diaries</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[December 21st, 2012, 8:56 PM After running the analytics for the fourth time, it’s settled: I’m opting for the 10. Sure, I sacrifice several coffees per week. It’s worth it...]]></description>
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