Posts by Fred Meyer:

    Hey Guys, I Think I’m Going to Join a Business Plan Contest!

    January 20th, 2013
    1. DisAppointment: A digital calendar that randomly mixes up your appointments, so you’re always in the wrong place and your loved ones and coworkers are constantly saddened
    2. The Death Wristwatch: A digital watch whose screen occasionally blanks out and then flashes to a message reminding you that death is inevitable and final. In this mode, the wristband tightens around your wrist as if gripping it in terror. Built-in speakers emit a hollow keening sound
    3. SandyGram: The front door of your residence is constantly covered in truckfulls of sand. You subscribe by clicking a link in a malicious email, and you must pay to unsubscribe
    4. Cloud-based mobile technology platform for delivering dynamic user-generated content calling into question whether young entrepreneurs’ ventures could ever make them or anyone else truly happy
    5. The Store that Sells Posters of People Grimacing

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    Five Things

    June 17th, 2012
    Summer hits, hot on the heels of “Call Me Maybe”

    1. Date Me Slightly
    2. Kiss Me Vaguely
    3. Finger Me Clumsily (Hand Puppet Hos) (ft. T-Pain)
    4. Fuck Her Gently (Tenacious D cover)
    5. Love Somewhat

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