How can I contact the Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern?
By Postal Mail:
6181 Collis Center, Room 303
Hanover, NH 03755
Use your email application:
Or you could send your clippings from Hustler to someone else, Homeless Frank. We appreciate the sentiment…but we have, like, 16,000 clippings from Hustler right now…
Or you could travel in person to Ship-Trap Island. There, my gigantic deaf servant Ivan will treat you to the finest aged scotches in my luxurious chateau. After you have had your fill, I will give you a 3-hour head start before I hunt you down and murder you like an animal.
Or you could just tell me face to face, you coward! One more of these threatening notes and it is going to be me, and you, man-to-man, throwing down gages in the arena. And once the gage is down, I do not trifle sir.