What the Fuck Is Jennifer Aniston?

  • anistonA custom sandwich
  • An unfamiliar word if you’ve never read a magazine or gone to a Vince Vaughn movie and/or been alive for more than a month
  • A Greek vegetable
  • An idea the government planted to make women feel bad about their arms
  • A clever anagram nickname for the late dictator Nne Rijen Jait Son
  • A super Greek vegetable that got a nose job
  • A late 1600s dance banned everywhere but Greece because of its damage to arm self-esteem
  • A gyro with a superbly lifelike wig
-Kelsey Sipple ’16