Uncomfortable Crayon Colors

Gender-Ambivalent Mauve

Domestic Abuse Rouge

It’s-Probably-Syphilis Saffron

Malignant Tumor Diagnosis Taupe

Latino Immigrant Burnt Mahogany

Colostomy Bag Chestnut

Rejected-from-Yale Dartmouth Green

Suicide Awareness Umber

Bargain Bin Macaroni and Cheese

Uncleared Browser History Periwinkle

“You’re Actually Adopted” Sepia

Nickleback Nationwide Tour Auburn