Pop Music Haikus

Made T-Swift’s career

But Beyonce’s still better

Bush hates black people

-Kanye West

 

I drummed so hardcore

Can no longer wipe my ass

Can’t make this shit up

-Phil Collins

 

Need glitter in eyes

Plus all those bottles of Jack

To make Jagger hot

-Ke$ha

 

Songs are annoying

But made bank off those sad dogs

Guess the joke’s on you

-Sarah MacLachlan

 

Who’s Chris Kirkpatrick?

He was a part of the group?

Wait, you’re not kidding?

-N*Sync

 

If I change my name

That will make me relevant

Finally beat Jay-Z

-Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Diddy

 

Dale dale (yeah!)

Dale dale da (okay!)

Dale dale (hey!)

-Pitbull feat. Lil Jon