Pop Music Haikus

Made T-Swift’s career

But Beyonce’s still better

Bush hates black people

-Kanye West


I drummed so hardcore

Can no longer wipe my ass

Can’t make this shit up

-Phil Collins


Need glitter in eyes

Plus all those bottles of Jack

To make Jagger hot



Songs are annoying

But made bank off those sad dogs

Guess the joke’s on you

-Sarah MacLachlan


Who’s Chris Kirkpatrick?

He was a part of the group?

Wait, you’re not kidding?



If I change my name

That will make me relevant

Finally beat Jay-Z

-Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Diddy


Dale dale (yeah!)

Dale dale da (okay!)

Dale dale (hey!)

-Pitbull feat. Lil Jon