Extree! Extree! New Issue Completed!

No One Wins In Actual Landslide!

Dr. Seuss Still Dead!

Kim Last Seen Jumping Train Westward With Briefcase Full Of Gold!

These stories and more to come in our long-overdue issue of:

The Dartmovth – America’s Oldest College Newsparody

Hitting stands this term! Find it at any of your local Dartmouth Colleges!