Everyone could use a little socialism. But don’t let anyone get their hands on your socialism.
Let the Greatest Generation earn that title in Decathlon-style competition. Quiz them on women’s rights, the downfalls of culturally enforced homogeneity, and the Golden Age fallacy. Then have the go-kart race, one-on-one tournament, and wrestling pit.
Replace War on Drugs with War: On Drugs. War would be over before next block of Adult Swim on Cartoon Network.
Pianos! Fuckin’ pianos all the fuck over!