Cool Designs for Socks

By Alex Procton ’15

  • With pictures of smaller socks on them
  • With pictures of cats named “Socks” on them
  • With speeches by famous orators on them
  • With speeches by cult leaders on them
  • Toe socks for polydactyl people
  • Toe socks for hooved animals
  • Toe socks with the part that covers your toes cut out
  • Decorative socks, like to put out in nice bowls on dinner tables when you have a party
  • Socks with rubberized soles that can be worn around town without shoes
  • Striped.