You bet your ass we have pancakes, and we’ll sell them to you too.  Just take a look at that price on the menu.  You pay that price and we’ll…


5 Photos of Multiracial Attic Families That Will Give You All the Feels

Brace yourself, because this might be too much AWWW to handle! 1. This sweet picture of Evelyn and Alex Rossdale, with their kids Carlos and Alison, after their third month…

Deep Thots With Great Intellectuals

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. –LH ’16


9 Ways to Know Your Freshman Roommate is Going to Be Your BFF for Life

1. You sleep in the same room together every night. You share a one room double, so you sleep in the same room every night. If that doesn’t mean you’re…


Thinking of Committing a Hate Crime? The Jacko Weighs Your Options

Late Monday night, an anonymous group of students distributed hundreds of flyers promoting an online business selling apparel featuring the College’s now-abolished “Dartmouth Indian” mascot. The act coincided with yesterday’s…


Disappointed Musings By An Alum Returned for Homecoming

This place is really going to the dogs. [shakes head sadly]   In my day, we didn’t touch the fire, we got to at least third base with the fire….


Band Asks Audience How They Are Doing Tonight; Local Man Is Honest

ROCHESTER, NY— Audience members at Whore City’s long-awaited Rochester stop on their 2015 tour confirmed that Tony Peters, 48, demonstrated raw and admirable honesty when asked how he was doing…

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Either You Finish Your Carrots, Or It’s Time For Another High-Stakes Game of “Snake Toss”

I get it, son. When I was your age, I didn’t like to eat my vegetables either. But think about it from my side: parenting is hard. I don’t like…


QUIZ: Would You Gay Marry Martin?

Or Do You Want Love To Lose? Take Our Quiz! –KS ’16