• HCRE_premier
    September 29, 2014

    Rushin’ Roulette

    If you’re concerned that the stakes of rushing a Greek house on campus will not be high enough to hold your interest, never fear; you don’t have t...
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    September 28, 2014

    We Need A Vagina’s Trench

    In 1972, Dartmouth College began admitting women after over 200 years of being an all male institution.  However, any woman at Dartmouth will tell yo...
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    September 28, 2014

    My Dad Is Such An Asshole

    My Dad is such an asshole. He’s always yelling at me to be more responsible and stuff. What’s his problem?! Like just the other day he said that I...
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    September 28, 2014

    You May Be Asking Yourself

    You may be asking yourself “is this banana actually talking to me or am I hallucinating?” My answer: who is to say? Do we actually dream at night ...
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    September 22, 2014

    Signs Your Relationship With Your Parent...

    Your mom eagerly Skypes with you twice a week!! Your parents send you care packages on every holiday!! Your mom doesn’t snarkily correct you when yo...
HCRE_premier

Rushin’ Roulette

If you’re concerned that the stakes of rushing a Greek house on campus will not be high enough to hold your interest, never fear; you don’t have to wallow around…

10.02.11.news.dicks

We Need A Vagina’s Trench

In 1972, Dartmouth College began admitting women after over 200 years of being an all male institution.  However, any woman at Dartmouth will tell you that this place still has…

crossed-arms-2

My Dad Is Such An Asshole

My Dad is such an asshole. He’s always yelling at me to be more responsible and stuff. What’s his problem?! Like just the other day he said that I don’t…

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You May Be Asking Yourself

You may be asking yourself “is this banana actually talking to me or am I hallucinating?” My answer: who is to say? Do we actually dream at night or do…

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Signs Your Relationship With Your Parents Has Improved Since you Left For College

Your mom eagerly Skypes with you twice a week!! Your parents send you care packages on every holiday!! Your mom doesn’t snarkily correct you when you use poor grammar in…

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Decoding Dartmouth Lingo

Baker – Someone who smokes a lot of weed. Synonym: pothead Dirt Cowboy – A dangerous sex position involving a ten-gallon hat and chai tea powder mix. Farmer’s Market –…

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6 Easy Life Hacks For The Everyday

1. Be really smart. Intelligence can go a long way. It can get you into a good school. It can get you a good job. It can even make you…

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14F Essential Bucket List

The Ice Bucket: Never throw a lame pre-game again! Invite guests over to your pad to cool off with a chilly iced beverage, served with fresh ice cubes from your classy…

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Hogwarts Hillel

An Open Letter to Dumbledore and the Hogwarts Community: Dear Dumbledore, Hogwarts needs a Hillel House. A Hillel House would provide space for Jewish witches and wizards to engage with,…

Fake Professor Wonders How Much Longer He Can Keep Up The Charade

John Réalguy, Professor of Philosophy, has been teaching at Dartmouth for over 5 years now. While addressing a class last Monday, Réalguy could be heard saying, “You all know I’m…