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What’s Your ‘Scope This Month?

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How to Make the Perfect Poached Egg

So easy, a monkey could do it!   Gather your materials. You will need a saucepan, a cold egg, a ramekin, a slotted spoon, and some water. Fill the saucepan…

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FUN household items you had NO IDEA could spice up your sex life!

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Knock Knock Joke 1

  *Knock knock*   Who’s there? It’s just me, the delivery boy.   Oh, come on in. The door is locked, though.   Well, let me fix that then. Thanks!…

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Knock Knock Joke 2

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