Dartmouth vs. UPenn, 9/29/01 (Home)

And now, the only band in the Ivy League that wants it that way, the Dartmouth College Marching Band ..

Band Downfield to DT 1

Everybody! Upenn bandies, fans, and cheerleaders, welcome to Hanover. We’d like you to know that we’re the perfect fan, no one else comes close. So quit playing games with our heart, and please don’t show us the meaning of being lonely because I promise you, with everything I am all I have to give as long as you love me. Sometimes we ask: “How did we fall in love with you?” But then we remember, you’re larger than life, it’s gotta be you. It’s true, we need you tonight. But more than that, the shape of our heart is that you’re the answer to our life, and we don’t wanna lose you now. So say: “Yes, I will,” because we’ll never break your heart, and we’ve got it going on. So Darlin, Get Down! You’re the one for me, as the band welcomes the Black and Blue Quakers.

Concert formation facing Penn stands. Play Red and Blue or some other UPenn song.

And now please rise as the band plays The Dartmouth Alma Mater under the direction of Chris “Hot under the Collier.”

Concert formation facing home stands. Play Alma Mater

The band will now play our national anthem, The Star Spangled Banner.

Play Star Spangled Banner, exit to DT1 if there’s time.

Halftime

And now, the only band in the Ivy League that’s got a friend in Pennsylvania, the Dartmouth College Marching Band ...

Band Downfield to DT!

It is our privilege today to welcome our friends from the Keystone state to Hanover N.H.. But, believe it or not, there is more to their state than the Upenn band. The DCMB would like to present you with our top 10 favorite things about Pennsylvania:

10. Quaker state oil is good for more distance than any other oil. Believe us, we know.

9. A welcoming license plate, that pales in comparison to the openness of most of their population.

8. We’re always ecstatic whenever we visit the Crystal Cave. Sometimes we stay for days.

7. Hey, at least it’s not New Haven.

6. Intercouse P.A. provides the punchline for thousands of jokes. Umfortunately we can’t remember them right now.

5. We can always count on a new experience, everytime we visit Virginville, P.A.

4. If things don’t work out there, we can always count on a trip to Blueball P.A.

3. With a motto like “everything useful, and everything ornamental,” there’s room for everyone, even those silly government majors.

2. There is no second best thing about Pennsylvania.

And our favorite thing about Pennsylvania:

1. It’s far, far away from the SLI.

                We’d like to great the Quakers with our own brand of keystone hospitality by forming a Philly Cheesesteak and playing Girls Just want to be Philly-ed.

Form a cheesesteak and play Girls Just Wanna have fun .

Band off-field to DT 1.