it's not New Haven! What do we like most about New Jersey? We only have to spend
one day here. Watch now as the band forms a landfill and plays New Jersey the
Beautiful.
LANDFILL AMER THE BEAUTIFUL
It seems that recently a Princeton professor claims to have proved Fermat's
last theorem. While there are still a few bugs in his proof, he's moved on to
find other theorems that may or may not be famous. For example, he's trying to
prove that the inverse of Vermont is New Hampshire. In New Jersey, he's trying
to prove that the number of square miles in the Meadowlands is directly
proportional to the number of dead bodies hidden there. We here at the DCMB
would just like to prove to the Princeton Band that the '70s have ended, but
judging by their taste in clothes, that's one proof that will remain unsolved.
Q.E.D. MISSION IMP.
Happy holidays! Thanksgiving is next week, and we here at the DCMB love to
give thanks. We are so thankful that we decided to compile a list of the top ten
things we are thankful for:
10) Hawaii 5-0 is now in reruns and Richard Dawson is once again hosting the
Family Feud!
9) We only have to see the Columbia band once a year
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we know the Princeton band is thankful for this one too.
8) We're thankful for the fact that the cranberry sauce holds the shape of
the can for hours after you open it.
7) We only lost three years off our lives driving through Newark this time
around.
6) Dan Quayle is running again in '96, giving us even more show material.
5) Hanover residents can sleep safe at night knowing they're protected by the
internal possession law.
4) We regret to inform you that #4 goes to Princeton, and isn't
thankful for very much at all.
3) We're thankful that our drum major has taste in plaid.
2) We didn't lose any band members this year to that New Hampshire "Live
Free or Die" thing.
And the number one thing that the DCMB is thankful for,
1) We get to leave New Jersey at the end of the day.
Watch now as the band forms an ear of corn for Thanksgiving and says goodbye
to New Jersey.
EAR OF CORN Na Na Hey Hey
The DCMB thanks you for coming to this season's games. We wish everyone a
wonderful Thanksgiving, and good luck to both the Dartmouth and Princeton
classes of 1995. We'll see you again in Hanover next fall!
BAND OFF-FIELD TO DT-1
