the only band in the Ivy
League that thinks it's Ethel Merman [insert announcer singing here], the
Dartmouth College Marching Band!
BAND DOWNFIELD TO DT-1
A long time ago, on a network far away, TALK SHOW WARS began! Chevy Chase is
gone, and new Late Night host, Harvard grad Conan O'Brien is floundering in the
ratings. Sorry Conan, maybe you should have gone to a better college, like Ball
State in Indiana, alma mater of Dave Letterman. Speaking of alma maters, the
DCMB would like to welcome all the Dartmouth alumni back to Hanover. We also
welcome all the Harvard students and alumni. We built a small signal fire for
you on the green last last night. Hope it helped you find the campus! Give a
rouse with a will now as the DCMB salutes Harvard by playing their song.
REVERSE CONCERT FORMATION HARVARD SONG
Please rise as student conductor Ross Nova leads the band in the playing of
the Dartmouth College Alma Mater and remain standing as DCMB faculty director
Max Culpepper conducts the national anthem.
CONCERT FORMATION ALMA MATER
CONCERT FORMATION STAR SPANGLED BANNER
HALFTIME
And now
… the only band in the Ivy
League that thinks that Pete Pooma's All-Star Swingin' Polka Band and Accordion
Orchestra came dressed as the Harvard band for Halloween, the Dartmouth College
Marching Band!
BAND DOES FANCY MARCHOUT TO DT'S 3&4
The DCMB would like to welcome all the Dartmouth alumni back to the Hanover
plain, and thank them for all the financial support they have given us. Now
please welcome all the Band almuni as they join us on the field.
DCMB ALUMS CENTER OF D FANFARE TRUMPETS
Well, we all know that Harvard isn't the most exciting school in the Ivy
League. In fact, downright boring springs to mind when the Crimson is mentioned.
Here are the top ten wild, wacky things that Harvard students do to pretend they
have lives:
10) Wash the green paint off the statue of John Harvard
9) Alphabetize their sock drawers, the R drawer of course would be empty.
8) Think up snappy comebacks to "Harvard Sucks" cheers
7) Heckle street mimes
6) Go to those wild parties at M.I.T.
5) Camp out overnight for Zamfir tickets
4) We regret to inform you that number four is floating in Boston Harbor.
3) Sit around looking at themselves in mirrors and doing twelve step
programs: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!
And I could have gotten in to Dartmouth, really!
2) Knit and stuff.
And the number one thing that Harvard students do to improve their social
lives, 1) Transfer
Watch now as the band forms Zamfir's Pan Flute and plays that western
classic, Hang 'em High.
THIRD FORMATION HANG 'EM HIGH
Because of all the controversy surrounding Dartmouth night and the bonfire,
the DCMB would like to suggest an additional Homecoming event which would take
place after the Homecoming game. Yes, that's right! Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! ON
THE DARTMOUTH COLLEGE GREEN, MONSTER TRUCK RACING! WATCH DEAN LEE PELTON AS HE
DRIVES THE JIMMY O. OVER THIRTY THOUSAND TONS OF STUDENT STEEL FROM A-LOT! GASP
AS THE THAYER STUDENTS UNVEIL THE SOLARSAURUS! A MAMMOTH CAR THAT TRANSFORMS
INTO A DINOSAUR AND BREATHES FIRE, ALL RUN BY THE AWESOME POWER OF THE SUN!
THRILL TO THE INTESE ROAR OF THE WEBSTER AVENUE ALCOHOL FUELED DRAGSTERS!
SPECIAL APPEARANCE THIS WEEK, DARTMOUTH SAFETY AND SECURITY AND HANOVER POLICE
DUEL IT OUT DRIVING FUNNY CARS! AND THE BIGGEST EVENT OF ALL, SEE THE TITANIC
BATTLE OF THE TEN TON STEEL BEASTS AS THE BIG GREEN TAKES ON THE BLOODY CRIMSON.
WATCH NOW AS THE STUPENDOUS DARTMOUTH COLLEGE MARCHING BAND FORMS AN AMAZING
FUNNY CAR AND PLAYS THAT ROUSING TRUCK PULL CLASSIC, MILLER TIME!
FUNNY CAR MILLER TIME
We thank everyone for coming to today's game. Next week the band takes on the
Columbia football team. See you in New York!
BAND OFF-FIELD TO DT-1
