PREGAME

When we went to the Columbia campus for the first time yesterday, we noticed that it looks completely different on the inside and outside. It's almost like Alice going through the looking glass. One minute you're in the real world, then you go through the gate and you're in Wonderland, and lots of little funny creatures are running around. Then you realize it's just Columbia. Watch now as the band forms [second formation] and plays [second song].

The Columbia football team is always referred to jokingly as the Smurfs because of their smurfy blue uniforms, tight white pants, and stumpy blue tails. We at the DCMB have noticed however that not only the football team looks like smurfs, but almost all Columbia students remind us of small blue creatures. For example, the smurfs live in little funky mushrooms. Columbia students eat little funky mushrooms. Smurfs can only procreate during a blue moon and Columbia students do it about as often. Both have only a limited vocabulary. Watch now as the band forms [third formation] and plays [third song].

The New York City Mayoral elections took place earlier this week. We don't really care too much about NYC politics, but here are the top ten people who we think should have been elected Mayor of New York City.

10) The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

9) George Bush, after all, he's not doing anything anymore

8) Dartmouth's President Freedman

7) Mr. Ed, because he reminds us of Ed Koch.

6) Joey Buttafuoco

5) Famous Columbia alum Papa Smurf

And the number one person we think should have been elected Mayor of New York, 1) The Drum Major of the Columbia band - he's obviously doing such a great job with that plunger of his.

Watch now as the DCMB forms [fourth formation] and plays [fourth song]

Thank you for coming to today's game. See you next week as the Big Brown comes up to Hanover.