the only band in the Ivy
League that spends all of its time playing the new NBA Jam game at Topside, the
Dartmouth College Marching Band!
BAND DOWNFIELD TO DT-1
Well, it looks like everyone is changing their uniforms lately. It seems that
Safety and Security will soon be changing from Vermont Transit driver uniforms
to Big Green blazers. Once again the DCMB sets a trend! Soon they'll be wearing
white turtlenecks too! On the other side of the field, the Brown band has gotten
rid of their Arby's uniforms. Now they look more like Burger King employees, but
not because of their uniforms! Do you want fries with your diploma? Seriously
though, watch now as the DCMB brings a little bit of Providence to Hanover by
playing "We are ever true to Brown".
REVERSE CONCERT FORMATION BROWN SONG
Please rise as student conductor Ross Nova leads the band in the playing of
the Dartmouth College Alma Mater and remain standing as DCMB faculty director
Max Culpepper conducts the national anthem.
CONCERT FORMATION ALMA MATER
CONCERT FORMATION STAR SPANGLED BANNER
HALFTIME
And now
… the only band in the Ivy
League that thinks the Brown Bear should be stuffed and mounted, the Dartmouth
College Marching Band!
BAND DOWNFIELD TO DT-1
Earlier this week, Ross Perot met head to head with Vice President Al Gore in
a debate over NAFTA. Perot prepared for the debate by hiring NASA to do 24 hour
satellite surveillance of Gore's daughters. He also watched the movie Tron
several times in order to gain some insight into Gore's personality. When the
debate started however, Perot was quoted as saying, "Well if I had known we were
going to discuss NAFTA, I could have brought my charts and graphs." Meanwhile,
Gore did his own research by reading the official report on Perot's campaign,
"Much ado about nothing." Watch now as the band forms Ross Perot and plays How
the Debate Was Won.
ROSS PEROT HOW THE WEST WAS WON
Here's a useless piece of trivia: the Brown University Science Library, or
SciLi as the Brownies call it, is slowly sinking into the ground. That's because
they forgot to account for the weight of the books. Luckily the Brown
engineering students who designed it were taking the building pass/fail. They
built the first one, and that sank into the swamp. Then they built a second one
and that one burned down, fell over and then sank into the swamp. But the third
one stayed up, but it was built by the Providence Mafia, so eventually it sank
into the swamp too. Watch now as the band forms the sinking Brown SciLi and
plays the song the describes what you'll need at Brown once the Library sinks,
the Love Boat.
SINKING LIBRARY LOVE BOAT
The Student Assembly decided to have a referendum on the Greek system here at
Dartmouth earlier this week. We'd just like to take this time to thank the SA
for all the wonderful things they do for us on this campus. Now here are the top
ten other questions the SA can have a referendum on:
10) Who killed Laura Palmer?
9) Should the Co-Op be allowed to own one entire side of Main Street in
Hanover?
8) Who is more powerful? Superman or Spiderman?
7) Is the New WKRP in Cincinnati as entertaining as the old show?
6) If a train leaves Chicago traveling 65 miles per hour, and a plane
leaves New York traveling 500 miles per hour, will the SA ever actually do
anything important?
5) Should the college give up DarTalk in favor of the faster
communication offered by carrier pigeon?
4) We regret to inform you that number four has resigned as president of
the SA.
3) Should the old hospital building be turned into a big Lazer Tag arena?
2) Which makes a better toilet paper? The D or the Review?
And the number one other thing the SA should take a referendum on,
1) Does brushing with Crest really reduce cavities?
Watch now as the band forms a big tube of Crest toothpaste and plays the song
that describes what happens if you don't brush with Crest, Smells Like Teen
Spirit.
TOOTHPASTE TUBE SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT
Thanks for coming to today's game. Put a Tiger in your Tank next weekend as
the Big Green takes on the Orange and Black mutant plaid of New Jersey.
BAND OFF-FIELD TO DT-1
