Dartmouth Cycling Wiki | Profiles / Day 5

To start, some random items:

1) Greg Lemond once said, "It doesn't get easier, you just get faster." A common misconception is that he's talking about biking. In fact, he's referring to avoiding getting shot by your brother while hunting.

2) Don't know what to get your biking friend this holiday season? how about a "BRILF" tee-shirt, hoodie, trucker hat, man-thong or shimmel? (ed note: BRILF is the bike racer equivalent of a MILF. Sadly, I still don't know what a shimmel is). Available at http://www.cafepress.com/brilf

3) This blog now has fans from 2 continents, ladies and gentlemen. Fans from 2 hemispheres. Toilets flushing water in the clockwise and counterclockwise directions. I will soon be master of all media-- kind of like Howard Stern, but without the black female cohost. Or the syphillis, for that matter.

Ok, back to business: I didn't ride today, so I can't regale you with tales of epicness. Woe is me. I can, however, congralutate Toby, Rudy and Jen for excellent results in the cross race on saturday. I'd love to hear a race report.

matt