L.A. Expectations

Guys, this case is messed up

I don't know where to begin

I mean, is it clear who's goin' to win?

This case is on appeal

They couldn't make a deal

Now YOU want to know how I feel?!?

It's about this actress

She was gonna star in this movie

But now, things are all a mess

Everything's pretty screwy

They were going to film in L.A.

A showtime flic called the Bloomer Girl

Now they wanna scratch that deal

How's she gonna feel?

She was gonna be empowered

But now she's gonna make the big guy cower

Cause she doesn't want to be seen

As just some cowgirl figurine

She didn't want that

She wanted all that

She would have had

Had she been the Bloomer Girl

The court agreed

Seven-fifty G's

That's a lot of bloomers

Now who's wearing the pants?!?