Brendan "Pseudo" Lynch-Salamon was birthed in Edmonton, Alberta (hometown of such greats as Wayne Gretsky and Michael J. Fox), but unfortunately, Pseudo will never amount to anything that great in his life. Just kidding. After a small stint in Cincinnatti from ages 2 to 6 (where he acquired his dry wit and taste for aged porterhouse), he and his family moved to Minneapolis, MN where Pseudo learned the fine art of basketweaving from a local group of folkloric dancers.

Pseudo likes to think of himself as a musician: guitarist, drummer, bassist, pianist, and, of course, singer, but the Aires like to think of him as a huge selfcall. Pseudo has no ideas whatsoever as to a major, and hopes to keep it that way as long as possible. Pseudo loves theater, writing, ultimate, intimate experiences, squash, and hiking.