William "Primo" Lowry was born in Boston, Massachusetts, to two nuclear technicians. Unfortunately, a nasty incident involving unstable isotopes of Plutonium dashed his young dreams of becoming a violin maker, and resulted in his flight from his power plant (where he caught Zapdos) to Dartmouth on his pet alpaca, Voldemort. Upon his arrival, he vowed to become not only a level 7 vegan, but also certified in CPR.

Primo's hobbies outside of the Aires include operating switchcombs, playing Candy Land, counting cards, manufacturing organic peanut butter, serving as a member of the Heavyweight Crew team, piano playing, and pursuing that flighty temptress, adventure. He hopes to sell you hair products someday.