Ethan hails from Upper Saddle River, NJ, a lonely suburb outside of New York City. Having grown up without the usual comforts of sidewalks and convenience stores, he is happy to have found a second home in a town even more removed from greater civilization and running water. Ethan hopes to study economics, government, and theater, and can be seen making the trek from the River to the Hop several times each day. Feel free to stop him, say hi, and take him out to lunch if you feel so inclined. Ethan enjoys (in no particular order) half-sour pickles, music, and avoiding parallel construction.