Matt "Bunko" Frankel -- T2/T1
Director 2000-2002 -- Most Grizzled Aire in Aires History
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Bunko is a law student at BC. Here's a little personal story Bunko wrote for us regarding his inability to return home to dear old Dartmouth for some Homecoming lunacy in fall '03:
You see, there once was a boy named Matthew. He decided that he was a loser and would attend
law school in order to fulfill his insane loser potential.
Matthew also really really liked the Red Sox. He followed them season after season, game in
and game out, not only because he was a giant loser but also because he liked baseball and
really wanted to be friends with Jason Varitek, who seemed really nice.
One season, the Red Sox made it really really far in the playoffs. Matthew didn't eat or
sleep or do anything except drink booze and worry about the Red Sox the entire time.
Needless to say, it turned out badly.
Matthew also got involved with a bastard named Jack Daniels during this time period, in order
that his heart not stop beating when the Red Sox' manager allowed an obviously tiring Pedro
Martinez to face not one, but FOUR goddamn hitters after it was clear that Pedro didn't have
an ounce of strength left in his prodigious right arm. Anyway.
These two relationships (Red Sox and Jack) got in the way of Matthew's quest to become the
most giant loser in the history of humankind, i.e., a halfway respectable law student.
Matthew now has to work VERY VERY HARD in order to catch up on all the work that is required
of him if he is to become the grade-A loser that he's always wanted to be.
The long and short of it is that forces far beyond Matthew's control have conspired to deny
him a trip up to New Hampshire this coming weekend. He is sad. But he hopes that everyone
has a great time and will come and visit him in Boston if they get a chance.
As far as homecoming, and the Red Sox, go: guess we'll just have to wait till next year.
Sincerely,
The Biggest Loser of All Time,
Matthew J. Frankel
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