brown at PV 01 to the tune of "free falling"

you are disco,
disco inferno
love hot D
and layin' out too
we are tired,
it's only been one game
the time cap came too soon
we are heroes, super heroes
but brown is like kryptonite
at the party,
we invite you to boat race
you are hot girls
you'll get ass tonight
goin' deeeeeeeep brown's scoring
they are brooooown brown's scoring

upenn at PV 01 to the tune of "seven"

seven on seven and we watch them pull
we stand on the line with venus
as they smoke us all
with their chilly O and their badass D
tonight we wanna boat race you at the party
the disc is yours and the disc is mine
and together we'll play through all space and time
we'll fly
venutian sure can sky
seven on seven and we're getting sore
we're chasing after venus as they score once more
with their killer cuts and their deadly throws now layout's gonna give you all some monkey rolls

BU at PV 01to the tune of "cowboy take me away"

i wanna catch the disc
i wanna clap it in my hands
i wanna throw something wild and unruly
BU's coming down the line
they're breaking through our D
is that a BU gal who just ran past me
beer sounds so good to me
i thought i was the only one
in the endzone for miles and miles
but then i saw BU and knew that i was really screwed
beer sounds so good to me
cowboy leave me alone
let me catch the disc in the endzone
your throws blew us away
tonight we'll boat race youat the par-tay
monkey rolls

WUFO at PV 01to the tune of "ride wit me"

if you wanna go play disc wit me
throwin' ill up the line and the layout D
oh why do i feel so good?
must be your mothers
if you wanna go play disc wit me
throwin' ill up the line and the layout D
oh why do i feel so good?
must be your mothers
i know something 'bout WUFO
they got some booty to sell ya
you know princess straight doubted the flow
but WUFO really wailed us
and now the same mutha-fuckers askin' me to throw
and i'm yellin' "i can't help ya"
cause WUFO's D-ing every single thing i throw
hell no... you for real?
yo WUFO's got some hot guys
and they sky high
players wanna know why why they fly by
yo it's all good see your moms in the hood
do me like you should
fuck me good suck me good
if you wanna go play disc wit me
throwin' ill up the line and the layout D
oh why do i feel so good?
must be your mothers
if you wanna go play disc wit me
throwin' ill up the line and the layout D
oh why do i feel so good?
must be your mothers

Brown at PV 01 to the tune of "jeremiah was a bullfrog"

playing brown at williams
they ran us round the field
i never understood why i dropped the disc
but your defense would not yield
brown scored on us
my throws i would not trust
every other second they were layin' out
i think my body's bust
you know we love to play you
we really don't think you're sluts
we're both one for one and we'll see you at brown
thank you for playing us
brown scored on us
my throws i would not trust
every other second they were layin' out
i think my body's bust

cornell at PV 01 to the tune of "doe a deer"

"doh" i say when i drop the disc
ray, the sun is in my eyes
me, that's who the disc was for
fa, a long way from the score
so my girl is really near
la la la la la la BEER
ti, can't think of what goes here
and that brings us back to
roses roses roses roses
dough, the stuff the bagels are made from
wrap, that's what your wore last night
me, the girl who took it off
fa, a long way to cornell
so, thanks for playing us
la la la la la la NAKED
tea will help us to get well
and that brings us back to
roses roses roses roses roses

to the tune of "paradise city" to tufts at coffee cup 02

take us down to new haven city
where the crime is high and the wind is shitty
oh e-wo don't force us home
woah-woah
take us down to the medford city
where we'll all get naked
'cuz your bids are pretty
oh e-wo don't huck it long
woah woah
(gratuitous head banging)
we'll see you all at the purple valley
we'll all play hard
then we'll boot n' rally
oh e-wo you turn us on!

to MIT at coffee cup 02 to the tune of "mickey mouse club"

who's the team that makes us trip over our own feet?
M-I-T-U-L-T-I-M-A-T-E
M-I-T (throws are hot!)
M-I-T (so are you!)
M-I-T has the flow
oh-so beautifully (followed by disc in your hand)

to the tune of "gotta get up to get down" or whatever the hell it's really called by L.L. cool J. we think (not responsible for mis-crediting) to columbia at coffee cup 02

run, throw, catch, score
push your defender on the floor
gotta gotta layout to D
you gotta gotta layout to D
you bid, juke, mark, huck
that's that way we like to cut
gotta gotta step up to play you
gotta gotta step up for CU

to the tune of "what would you do" by cityhigh to williams at coffee cup 02

boys and girls wanna hear a true story?
a few terms ago was at this real wild party
they had the liquor over flowing the cup
about ten or twelve WHUFO girls were shakin' their butts.
you took your pants off at the party
we tried it in the game but we still got D'd
your mom was up in there dancin' for cash
i guess not a lot's changed since we played you last
CHORUS what do you do when WHUFO breaks zone?
you're throwin' all alone
still stuck in the endzone
they play hot D and the only way to beat 'em
is to sleep with their moms
for a little bit of money
when the wind is gone they still lay the smack down
our defense really cracked down
but WHUFO never backed down
so for you this is just another game
but for me this is what i call pain
come on girl you know WHUFO jukes fuckin' crazy
but that's no excuse to be D-in' all lazy
i get excited when i watch WHUFO throw
nobody's better than your mom at bein' a ho'
you gotta know they make great cuts
when we try to force away,
break mark throws are kickin' our butts
that chilly-O they bring defeat with
WHUFO's got the skills that we can't even compete with! CHORUS
(followed by huck it fast)

to brown @ PV 02 to the tune of "rhythm of the night"

i know a team who can bid the whole day away
welcome, disco, to the moulin rouge
your flow is hot and you really love to huck and lay
we're gonna have an orgy when we're through oh yeah!
i can't D brown when they're in flight
'cause my costume is too tight
and they cut like ginsu knives
we turn it over when brown dives
disco girls are outta sight
see you at the dance tonight!

to cornell at williams to the tune of "like a virgin" PV 02

we made it through the first two games
yeah we made it through
didn't know how hot you were until we played you
your D was hot we were not
got through our cut like hot shots
and you made us feel
yeah you made us feel
right out of high school
like a freshman
playing for the very first time
like a freshman
when you D'd it on our line

to WHUFO @ PV 02 to the tune of "bad touch"

sweat WHUFO, sweat WHUFO, bid like a vegas whore
me and your mother like to do it on the bed, the couch, the floor
put your hands on my disc and i'll bet you'll get off
we did rana's we did mercer's and they're getting two thumbs up!
we've had enough of windy hucks the fucking disc lands out of bounds
we've got your mothers in the covers and when we tell them, they go down
on their knees, beggin' "please!" i get all wet at your mom's striptease
just like WHUFO's chilly O we are inclined
to go in hard to put it deep, we've got your mothers on our minds-
do it again now
you and me WHOFU ain't nothin' but huckers
and we do it long and hard when we're fuckin' your mothers
do it again now.