-Well, son, did you get everything you wanted for Christmas this year?
-Yes, honey, did you get enough socks? We hope you got enough socks. Don't worry if you don't have enough to get you through the next twenty years. I know you have a birthday coming up.
-What's with that look? Ah, I know how it is. There's always next year, son. You can't always get what you... hey! Look at that there! What's that hidden there by the writing desk?
-What? Honey, I thought we... what did you do?
-I don't know what you're talking about. Go ahead, sport. Check it out!
-Oh...oh my God, honey, what did you do? I thought we agreed no overspending this year.
-Don't be a killjoy, dear. Go ahead, open the box, son. The safety container code 15530-Δ. Hold on. Dear, get the camera. I've got to hold this tranquilizer gun, just in case.
-I don't understand why... Oh James, you didn't! Tell me you did not get our son a dinosaur for Christmas.
-Santa brought it... Come on! I had one when I was eight years old. It's every boy's dream. You just don't understand.
-I still say they're dangerous.
-Go on, kiddo! Do you know how to feed it? That's right, open the container of raw steaks over there. Careful! Those steaks bleed all over. See, he's doing fine. And look how happy he is.
-Oh...okay, but you're only keeping it outside. I don't want some dinosaur dragging things all over my house. Where did you find that thing anyway?
-Chinese curio shop. I had to trade the boy's little brother for it.
-James, you didn't!
-Yeah, well, I know it seems like a lot to give, but then I thought, "Christmas only comes once a year." And he really wanted a dinosaur.
-You're right. When I see his smile, I forget all about his siblings.
-Well, we do love him the best.
-Yes, this is undoubtedly so. Still, I wish you wouldn't go to such lengths. I only got him socks.
-Oh, you should let him and the dinosaur drive your car later today. That would totally make up for the socks.
-You know, that sounds like a great idea.
-This is the best Christmas ever. Now let's make ice cream for breakfast and not go over to the boring neighbors with a ham.
-Hooray!