Top 10 Things Heard from
Behind the Counter

by Rebecca Harrington '11
 
Gifts I'll Never Give (Again)

by Sarah Laeuchli '11
 
A Trivial Romp Through the
Veterinary Office

by Melanie Pastuck '11
 
Hal Plunkett, Suicidal
Hack Stand-Up Comic

by Fred Meyer '08

 
The Children's Guide to
Common College Characters

by Owen Parsons '08
 
Mayor McCheese Holds a
Press Conference to Address
the Recent Rash of
Hamburglary in McDonaldland

by Mike Trapp '08
 
Proverbs for Today

by Mike Trapp '08
 
Thoughts I've Had Recently
That Have Made Me Consider
Voluntary Institutionalization

by Dylan Kane '09
 
Challenges to the United States'
Status as the Sole Remaining
Global Superpower, If the U.S.
Population Consisted Entirely
of Cockroaches

by Fred Meyer '08





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