Letter from the Editor
So You Want To...
Apply for Grant Money
to Support Your
Alcohol Addiction
by Matt Gens '06
Top Ten
Reasons Being Bald
Wouldn't be That Bad
by Justine Sterling '07
Robot Task Manager:
Deep Space Probe B-872
by Owen Parsons '08
Funny Story of the Week:
Tibble in Paradise:
A True Story
by Josh Cain '06
by Fred Meyer '08
The Book of Joy
Cookie Ninja
Eternal Nemesis
Ultimate Showdown
by Owen Parsons '08
No Talking Animals
by Justine Sterling '07
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