Letter from the Editor
So You Want To...
Chase Away Trespassers,
Lacking Hounds to Release
by Matt Gens '06
Top Ten
Things You Wouldn't Want
to Find in Your Sheets
(Other Than Your Favorite
Racehorse's Head)
by Justine Sterling '07
Robot Task Manager:
Mailbot
by Owen Parsons '08
Funny Story of the Week:
A Load of Istanbul:
A True Story
by Josh Cain '06
by Fred Meyer '08
The Book of Joy
Lunch
Sorting My Music
Tuesday Night, Calm and Bright
by Owen Parsons '08
No Talking Animals
by Justine Sterling '07
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